Amazing facts part I

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING…..GUESS AGAIN

Most laugh tracks for TV were recorded in the 1950s, many of the people you hear laughing are dead!
 
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year (wait, I thought a year has 365 nights..hehe)
 
Until 1985, babies were operated on without anesthesia because doctors believed they feel no pain! (poor babies)
 
Neil Armstrong's astronaut application arrived a week past the deadline. A friend slipped his form into the pile before anyone could notice.
 
When Manny Pacquiao has a boxing match, the crime rate drops to zero in the Philippines! (I wonder what the case would be like in Kenya)
 
Microsoft’s "I'm a PC" Ads were created on a Mac!(ouch!)
 
When you snap your fingers, the noise doesn't come from your fingers! It's your finger hitting your palm!
 
Bin Laden's death was announced on May 1st, 2011. Hitler's death was announced on May 1st, 1945.(nature has a sick sense of humor)
 
Pigs can become alcoholics
 
You can always see your nose but your brain ignores it!(and you say you’re not a snob…pshh)
 
If you hold in a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel and die!
 
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.(I can see some of you rubbing your chins…BUSTED!!)
 
The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night. (Talk about an apetite)
 
You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. (why would you even want to try that)
 
Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX (look at you silly, please remove your hand from your mouth)
 
If a female ferret goes into heat but can't get any sex, she will die.(if only this was applicable to the human species)
 
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.' uses every letter of the alphabet.
 
Every time you pee, a small amount of pee enters your mouth through your saliva glands.(no wonder most people just talk shit)
 
When you put a seashell next to your ear, it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean.
 
Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana.(phew…at least am safe)
 
Men who help with housework have more sex.(honey….do you need any help..?)
 
Coprastasophobia is the fear of constipation.(That’s messed up)

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