CRAZY FACTS PART II

Cleopatra owned one of the world's first vibrators. It was a small container filled with buzzing bees
 
At the 2010 Grammy Awards, Taylor Swift won more Grammys (4) than Elvis did in his entire career.
 
Pentheraphobia is the fear of your Mother-In-Law.
 
YouTube was originally a video dating site called "Tune In Hook Up.
 
"Love actually has nothing to do with your heart -- It's all chemical reactions that take place inside of your brain.
 
When the Egyptians destroyed Libya in the 13th century B.C. they took 13,250 penises of their conquered enemies as trophies.
 
About 8% of online sexual searches are for "hot nude grannies."
 
Someone commits suicide every 40 seconds.

 Men are biologically attracted to women with bigger breasts because it gives them a better sense of a woman's age.

 A man named Tony Wright holds the record for the longest phone call, lasting over 40 hours straight.

 It takes 6 months to build a Rolls Royce and 13 hours to build a Toyota.

 The most pushups performed in one day by a single person was 46,001

 Venustraphobia is the fear of beautiful women

DOING THINGS YOUR WAY !

DOING THINGS YOUR WAY…….

The following concerns a question in physics degree exams at the  university of Copenhagen:

“Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer.”

One student replied:

“You tie a long piece of string to the neck of the barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to the ground. The length of the string plus the length  of the barometer will equal the height of the building.”

This highly original number so incensed the examiner that the student was failed. The student appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display any noticeable knowledge of physics. To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics.

For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but couldn’t make up his mind which to use.

On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:

“Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper, drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the ground. The height of the building can be worked out from the formula H=0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.”

“Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer, then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you measure the length of the skyscraper’s shadow, and thereafter it is a simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the skyscraper.”

“But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum, first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T= 2 pi sq root (l/g) .”

“Or if the skyscraper ha s an outside emergency staircase, it would be easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in barometer lengths, then add them up.”

“If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course you could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the skyscraper and on the ground,  and convert the difference in millibars into feet to give the height of the building”

“But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to knock on the janitor’s door and say to him ‘if  you would like a nice new barometer , I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this skyscraper’.”

It is said that the student was NIELS BOHR, who later received the Nobel prize for physics.

Amazing facts part I

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING…..GUESS AGAIN

Most laugh tracks for TV were recorded in the 1950s, many of the people you hear laughing are dead!
 
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year (wait, I thought a year has 365 nights..hehe)
 
Until 1985, babies were operated on without anesthesia because doctors believed they feel no pain! (poor babies)
 
Neil Armstrong's astronaut application arrived a week past the deadline. A friend slipped his form into the pile before anyone could notice.
 
When Manny Pacquiao has a boxing match, the crime rate drops to zero in the Philippines! (I wonder what the case would be like in Kenya)
 
Microsoft’s "I'm a PC" Ads were created on a Mac!(ouch!)
 
When you snap your fingers, the noise doesn't come from your fingers! It's your finger hitting your palm!
 
Bin Laden's death was announced on May 1st, 2011. Hitler's death was announced on May 1st, 1945.(nature has a sick sense of humor)
 
Pigs can become alcoholics
 
You can always see your nose but your brain ignores it!(and you say you’re not a snob…pshh)
 
If you hold in a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel and die!
 
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.(I can see some of you rubbing your chins…BUSTED!!)
 
The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 per night. (Talk about an apetite)
 
You can survive without eating for weeks, but you will only live 11 days without sleeping. (why would you even want to try that)
 
Make a fist with your left hand, squeeze your left thumb, then put your right index finger down your throat. NO GAG REFLEX (look at you silly, please remove your hand from your mouth)
 
If a female ferret goes into heat but can't get any sex, she will die.(if only this was applicable to the human species)
 
The sentence 'The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.' uses every letter of the alphabet.
 
Every time you pee, a small amount of pee enters your mouth through your saliva glands.(no wonder most people just talk shit)
 
When you put a seashell next to your ear, it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean.
 
Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana.(phew…at least am safe)
 
Men who help with housework have more sex.(honey….do you need any help..?)
 
Coprastasophobia is the fear of constipation.(That’s messed up)

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The Break Up...... Don't we all hate it!

             How to Break Up with a Woman. 

No matter which end of it you're on, these are the only five rules to follow.

Breaking up is a little like field-dressing your own chest wound. You don't have a choice. Your heart's still thumping in there somewhere. Do it right and the damage might be negligible, the scar insignificant. You'll be back in the shit before you know it. Do it poorly and you'll be left lying around for weeks in a bed somewhere, pondering your future in an emotional wheelchair, with this nasty weeping gash over your heart. And eventually that will start to smell.

It really doesn't matter who breaks up with whom, you or her. Whether you're pitching or catching, dumping or getting the heave, there are only five things you need to remember:

1. Operate quickly.

If you're the one doing it, do it now. Do it tonight. Don't wait. Don't over-plan, or rehearse excessively. Quit Googling, you putz. Don't read any more Web pages promising to help you with the perfect breakup. Get moving. Time is your enemy. Every hour you spend in the company of someone you don't want to be with, someone who may very much think otherwise with regards to you, is the perpetration of a fraud. If the breakup is happening to you, go just fast enough that you still understand everything you're hearing. Don't sit there and beg for a few more minutes. That's pathetic. Always. In this way, time is your enemy, too.

2. Tell, don't show.

At their very beginning, and at their very end, relationships are about want. Just say what you desire. Clearly, honestly. Declare yourself in these terms only. Go for the simplest answer every time. Being with someone is a kind of long-term demonstration, an act of showing the other person what you feel. But breaking up is simply an act of telling them what you want. Get clear on this: they either want the same thing, or they do not.

3. Don't worry about staying friends.

You have enough friends. You don't need any more, especially ones who've seen you at wine tastings and who know your back hair intimately. This directive implies the following: Forget expectation. Don't worry about being kind. Be honest. State what you want. Don't be overly solicitous. Don't make promises. Don't ask for promises. Don't plan on having lunch to discuss things. Don't bargain on a relationship that might not exist in thirty-seven minutes. Don't even feel obligated to discuss things after that.

4. Just don't make enemies.

You have enough enemies. You can be sure of it. This one means: Don't be cruel. Don't be sarcastic. Don't be overly dramatic. Show some respect and don't shut down on legitimate questions. Simply err toward honesty, even if the truth makes you uncomfortable. Bargain only on your next potential relationship, and recognize that might begin as soon as thirty-seven minutes from now.

5. Throw away your cell phone, stay off the Internet, don't show up.

If you were incredibly reliable before, that was probably part of the problem. Don't communicate. If you weren't reliable in the first place, why start now? What will that change? The word of the moment is distance. Embrace it. No matter what you want from the other person, stay away from her until she can give you what you want, whether that's distance or intimacy. And remember that it's likely this will never happen.

That's it. These rules work both ways — for dumper and dumpee. I have others — choose a private space in a public place; apologize, but only for the present; don't beg; don't kick yourself; don't kick anyone; don't listen to pop music — but these have more to do with which end of the breakup hammer concerns you.

Either way, there's going to be some pain. Just keep in mind that while the wounds may be in some way mutual, the only heart you're compelled to tend is the one that still beats in your very own chest.