A woman's guide book part 1

I am pretty sure the question of what makes a woman tick has been eluding man since time immemorial…actually I think before fire was even invented. There have been different theories over the years about how it all works but still our efforts are to no avail…with the article below I will try to give all my fellow men a sneak peek into the minds of his female counterpart…..

So here are a few pointers you didn’t know about them:

•        They know when their male friends have a crush on them. They just pretend they don't so that you'll fix things and take them places without them having to sleep with you. And they’re sorry. (Yeah right)
•        The Facebook relationship status section  is frivolous, nosy, and unnecessary. But after four months of knocking boots, you'd better believe they’re expecting to see an update.
•       You find a girl who truly loves watching or playing every sport as much as you do, there's a chance she also loves girls as much as you do. Just so you know. ,
•       Flowers and chocolate are overrated. One doesn't last and one makes them feel fat.
•        They judge you based on how you treat them when they're sick.
•       Meeting your friends for the first time is awkward enough, so they'd appreciate it if you didn't get drunk.
•       Educated, smart women want to hear how beautiful they are, and beautiful women want to hear how smart they are. Never compliment a smart woman for being smart — she already knows.
•       You cannot imagine the amount of stuff they have to do to look this good. It's like a second job. It's much more than waxing and manicures. It's really weird stuff that would completely freak you out. Don't try to understand it. Just appreciate their effort.
•        It's not the age difference that matters, it's the maturity level
•        They never forget. It's just not in their DNA to let things slide
•       No matter how many times they ask, you should never admit that their friend is prettier than them.
•        Men always wonder what women want. They won't admit it, but they wonder the same exact thing.
•        Asking "are you ticklish" as an excuse to touch a woman for the first time is not appropriate past the age of 17.
•        Don't try to feed them. They‘re not infants and it's not romantic.
•        When you offer to pay for something and they refuse, insist one more time. Always insist.
•        Romance is relative. They will always hold a deep affection for the man who built a shower in  my studio apartment as a surprise. Think outside of the box and become immortal. 
•    Joking about your penis size makes them feel uncomfortable every time.

********Ladies and gentlemen stay tuned for more pointers*********